Like I Need a Hole in My Head: Dark Forces Are at Work, And They Call it Puppy Love
No one is going to believe me, but when I explained to friends and colleagues what kind of articles I would write for the “…Like I Need a Hole in My Head” category, the example I often provided was a Donnie & Marie reunion tour and album.
Fuck the very ears off my head, but Donny Osmond is planning on putting together a TV show with his five brothers- and might be joined by Marie! This kind of makes Al-Qaeda seem tame by comparison, doesn’t it? What the fuck is going on with this world? John Lennon gets shot and The Osmonds get a reunion special on network television? That’s a staggering bowl of wrong. My example was hypothetical! My example was rhetorical! I wanted to write about this in jest! This is the worst thing to happen to me in the last 20 minutes! OK, so that’s not the best gauge of an atrocity but that which is understood need not be explained.
May God have mercy on our ears and souls!
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A staggering bowl of wrong is the greatest thing I have heard in weeks!! Which is more than I can say for the idea of Donnie Osmond redoing “Puppy Love.”
My cousin loved that song and Donnie. I always knew he was a douche. I was a Sean Cassidy and Leif Garret knob myself.
good news
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/03/30/donny_osmond_s_dream_show_axed
The Lord Our God is a gracious and benevolent God.
I don’t think I could have survived that.