Happy Birthday, The Wife To Whom I’m Married
Happy Birthday to TheWifeToWhomI’mMarried!
I refer to her often here on the site but little is known about the mysterious saint that shares her life with me. That’s not an accident. She understands blogs, not their purpose. She doesn’t choose to share much of herself with the wired world so I’ve chosen to help her maintain her beautifully anonymous profile.
Keeping her secrets has put me in scorn’s way more than once because some of you doubt her existence. I assure you: she is a saint, not a figment of my imagination. She exists. Let this thought frighten you down to your dirty places: can you imagine what I’d be like if she didn’t? This is me on my best behavior! Chilling, isn’t it?
Anyway, today is her birthday and I am taking to the web to proclaim it so because she won’t. Hell, I meet even let her pick the music in the car tonight on our way to the movie she’s chosen for us to see. Chivalry, baby! That’s what I’m all about… on her birthday. Tomorrow, she’ll be banned from touching the stereo in much the same way I’m forbidden to do… wait, what am I supposed to leave alone again?
Happy Birthday, TheWifeToWhomI’mMarried.
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saint: a person of great holiness, virtue, or benevolence
i don’t know about the ‘holiness’ bit, but the rest is dead frickin’ on!
happy birthday mystery saint!
Indeed, happy birthday! And be sure to pick out something Josh absolutely despises on the way to the movies.
I never considered the fact that TWTWYM could be a fabrication, since it’s true that she never appeared in any of your podcasts (or did I miss one?) Unless of course, she was the voice behind Darth Mouthius. Bet you thought the world forgot that one, eh Josh? :o)
Anyway, hope you guys are doing well… sorry I’ve been absent in commenting, but time has not been kind as you know. Cheers.
she’s not a fabrication, i actually spoke with her on the phone once….though i suppose it could have been some fancy speech generator thingie on josh’s computer.
I’ll go with the latter. Be afraid of the things that lurk on Josh’s computer. It is a place where brave men do not wander without blinders or a can of Lysol.
Thank you to Saleski (whom I have actually spoken with), Sahm (whose curse anthem I absolutely love), and to Brewster (Josh hates everything anyway
Thanks again guys!
Maybe I’ll post a pic of us on his website for evidence that I do exist. Bear in mind that this will be a flattering pic. One that is probably a few years old