My Prophecy Comes to Pass: Pink to Star in Horror Film
Posted on October 30th, 2007 by Josh Hathaway
I dubbed Pink the new Crypt Keeper some months ago in the early days of this site, and now will you look at her? Having failed in her attempt — but just barely — to ruin music, she’s taking her act to the screen where she will star in a horror movie.
Pink, aka Alecia Moore, will play a damsel in distress in the upcoming movie Catacombs. The film is set in Paris, which adds to the fitting symbolism of it all.
You might be thinking I hope the movie bombs, but I don’t. I’d love it if this movie is a runaway success. I’d give her an Oscar if she promised never to make another record! This may be our big chance.
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