Like I Need a Hole in My Head: A Sgt. Peppers Tribute Album?

This year marks the 40th Anniversary of Sgt. Peppers’ Lonely Hearts Club Band and to celebrate, the BBC has gathered together some current bands to ::wait for it:: re-record the landmark album for broadcast on BBC2.
If you thought Danger Mouse’s so-called “Grey Album” was an affront to “The White Album,” The Beatles, music, nature, [...]

Jacknife Lee on a Pogo Stick! What is R.E.M. Thinking?

Unos, dos, tres, catorce!
Fresh off their induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, R.E.M. is slated to work with Jacknife Lee on their 14th studio album. Lee’s previous credits include Bloc Party, U2, and Snow Patrol. Oh, goody, R.E.M. is going to be hip, trendy, and relevant.
Damn it! Why does [...]

Like I Need A Hole in My Head: The Resurrection of Pink

Just when I thought we had rid ourselves of that talentless impostor Pink, it seems she’s gaining on us. Damn it! Just as I’m Not Dead was about to prove otherwise, her new single seems to be putting the matter in doubt. We’re going to have to find a new cryptkeeper! [...]

Like I Need a Hole in My Head: Dark Forces Are at Work, And They Call it Puppy Love

No one is going to believe me, but when I explained to friends and colleagues what kind of articles I would write for the “…Like I Need a Hole in My Head” category, the example I often provided was a Donnie & Marie reunion tour and album.
Fuck the very ears off my head, but Donny [...]

Like I Need a Hole in My Head: A Double Mocha McCartney

Sir Paul McCartney is the first artist to sign with the new Starbucks label. “There’s a good idea,” he said, sarcastically. Fuckin’ hell! How completely nauseating.
A few questions to ponder:

Which will have more kick: Sir Paul’s new record or the Double Mocha Machiato?
Which will cost more: A ducat [...]

Like I Need a Hole in My Head: Can Anyone Prove The R&R HoF Ceremony Actually Happened?

How can people who get paid that much be that stupid?
The NHL allowed the Versus network to air their All-Star Game this year. The only thing with less visibility than the NHL is the Versus network. Not only is it not on my cable system- I don’t know what it is. I’ve [...]

Like I Need a Hole in My Head: Danny Carey’s Injury Delays Tool’s Upcoming Tour

It was recently announced Tool’s upcoming North American tour has been postponed because drummer Danny Carey tore a bicep.
So, what’s the problem?

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