The Shopping Chronicles:

‘Tis the season for mental retardation.
Twas the week of Black Friday and I went out
in search of new music
but I came home with a pout
That’s as far as I’m going to take this silly parody/rhyming scheme, because fuck that. I went to Satan Best Buy tonight for three CDs and came out with two. [...]

The Shopping Chronicles: Fanboy VS Guns N’ Roses’ Chinese Democracy

And then it hits me: it’s hopeless. Resistance if futile. I am powerless to resist.
I went to Satan Best Buy tonight to buy some new music. I planned on buying R.E.M.’s deluxe edition Murmur, Coldplay’s Prospekt’s March, and Scott Weiland’s Happy in Galoshes. I told myself I was not going to buy Guns [...]

Listening Room: Guns ‘N’ Roses - “Chinese Democracy”

Okay, I’ve streamed the first single to Guns ‘N’ Roses cultural phenomenon online. Let’s talk.
For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, it doesn’t begin to describe it to call Chinese Democracy the long awaited, much delayed follow up to GNR’s last album of original material. Anyway, Axl Rose’s [...]

If Axl Roses Builds It, Will We Come? Chinese Democracy To Be Released Nov. 23

I guess I shouldn’t miss the chance to weigh in on the official announcement that Axl Rose is finally releasing the legendary, long-delayed Guns ‘N’ Roses album Chinese Democracy. The first single has been released and radio is spinning it like there’s no tomorrow- always a possibility with GNR because Axl could pull the [...]

David Gilmour Live in Gdansk Buyer’s Guide

Buying the two David Gilmour solo records reminded me of something I meant to do weeks ago. I wrote a lot about his Live in Gdansk set leading up to the release and even wrote a review of the album, but I’d meant to do something of a buying guide and never got around [...]

Retail Therapy: You Win Again, Satan Best Buy!

After a tough day yesterday, I went wandering the streets trying to busy my mind.  It was risky going in to Satan Best Buy.  Surely they had a copy of the Best Buy Exclusive package of David Gilmour’s Live in Gdansk.  It’s a Best Buy Exclusive.  Of course they’d have it in stock by Wednesday, [...]

Way To Go, Asshole Best Buy

So I was feeling real bad and I was about to give in, so I went to Satan Best Buy to buy the Satan Best Buy exclusive 5-Disc package of David Gilmour’s Live in Gdansk set.  Let me emphasize the words Best Buy Exclusive.  Let me explain the concept exclusive.  Exclusive means you’re the only [...]

Live in GdanskNo Bull!

Today’s working vacation is off to a good start.  I wrote and published my review of AC/DC’s No Bull DVD for BC Magazine and I’m getting ready to start writing my review David Gilmour Live in Gdansk.  A quick word on the AC/DC before we move on.  Even though the No Bull set didn’t light [...]

665: SatanBestBuy Exclusive Deal With The Police Another Step Towards World Domination; World Merely Yawns

Best Buy is going to be the exclusive retailer for the official live souvenir of The Police’s (likely) final tour ever; one more nail in the coffin of consumer choice. This is one more step down the path of destruction as foretold in the Book of Revelations. Good. Let’s hit something hard and get it [...]

I’ve Only Scratched The Surface of Buddy Guy’s Skin Deep

Where to begin, where to begin? I made the trek to Satan Best Buy and bought my copy of Buddy Guy’s Skin Deep. As much as I loathe that place I have to give them credit for this: they‘re treating Buddy’s new album like a major release. They got a few copies [...]

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